Goat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them). You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!Endless space full of planets to visit.
But seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother?The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content.
It's more than stupid, it's so moronic it becomes something almost sublime. [Issue#249, p.66]
As long as the modders keep doing what they do best, it’s possible to never run out of things for your goat to destroy.
I can’t bring myself to award Goat Simulator an outstanding score because it’s not an outstanding game, by its own admission. There are many, many things wrong with it. Yet I can’t also deny the fact that it’s enjoyable – it’s funny, it’s a ridiculous ride and it (obviously) doesn’t purport to be anything other than a bit of a laugh.
Does this game deserve a 10/10 because of its ingenuity, or should it be scored a 7/10 because it lacks modes and variation? Is it a 5/10 because it’s not really a game? Or is it a 0/10 because, really, who would pay good money just to run around as a digital goat? In the end, Coffee Stain Studios delivered what it promised, a ridiculous game featuring goats and explosions.
It might have started off as a joke, but the funny thing about Goat Simulator is that it’s a much better game than it has any right to be.
Goat Simulator is meant as a joke, and you can tell. It's hilarious, for an hour. When you've seen everything there won't be much to do and the bugs and controls will soon simply annoy instead of delight.
This is a 10-minute laugh, if that – the kind of thing that's here today, gone tomorrow, but for a brief moment in history is the talk of Shoreditch and Twitter. It's the gaming equivalent of a novelty single and even the developers, to give credit where it's due, recommend you don't buy it. Listen to them.
March 7, 2019
Satisfactory, the new title by Goat Simulator team, will be an Epic Games Store exclusive for a year. Watch video